It's late. I can't sleep and I don't have any crest strips here.
I've been informed by M-nus guru Timothy M. Price that the new Plastikman site is up, announcing the new tour which will kick off at Mutek in June.
Tomorrow night, The Walt Disney of American Labels will once again be sponsoring the kick off fundraiser party for the Ann Arbor Film Festival. It's five bucks @ the Necto in Ann Arbor and it features everyone on Ghostly except Matt Dear, Midwest Product, Lusine, Alfred the talking grizzly bear, Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru (she recently passed away tragically in a house fire). Five dollars and it's a damn good cause. Show up chump!
I've also been informed that the Ralph Nader of record labels will be closing the film festival. Yes folks, if we can get our collective shit together your friends the Thinkboxers will be performing the closing reception party at the Michigan Theater and at the Firefly Club. In conjunction with our newly released compilation that has alot of guitars on it. But more on that later.
There's a new fetish out, and thanks to Left Pedal, I'm now horrified at the depths of the internet. This fetish is all about girls getting stuck in cars, and then stepping on the gas pedal full speed to try and get out. Don't worry folks, it's safe for work. The stuck stories come highly recommended, as it is chock full of choice broken english.
It would be so cool if you could combine The Passion of Jesus with Leonard Part Six. Bill Cosby stars as Jesus getting a total ass whooping. Now I'd watch that. HIYO!
Even better one (thanks Fisher!): How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Throw him in a ring with a white siberian tiger! YEAH!
Okay I'm done.
Upcoming important dates/gigs:
MARCH 3rd: The First Ever International Tom Brookens Day
MARCH 5th: Chicago bound.
MARCH 12th: A VERY SPECIAL EVENING. FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT SOON
MARCH 16th: With Drew Maddox at the Town Pump in Detroit. A half Live/half DJ set that will be sure to bring down the house.
Coming Soon:
- an encore presentation of my interview with Rhythm and Sound
- International Tom Brookens Day
- the in/out list for spring 2004
- more investigative journalism on crest whitening strips.
- special reporting by some of Detroit's finest journalists
- more interviews than you can shake a stick with
- more hype about the JERSEY DEVIL SOCIAL CLUB
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Posted by rob at March 2, 2004 12:51 AM