March 02, 2004

THE WHITE STRIPS: DAY TWO

RT: So on day two I find myself compulsively checking to see if my teeth have miraculously gotten whiter over the span of two sessions and twenty four hours. Sadly this is not the case. The strip adhesive is all gummy, and you get this weird sensation all over your teeth. I also have the constant fear that I'm not setting the strips correctly on my teeth, and that when all is said and done I'm going to have random spots of yellow on my teeth that will just look all weird. A bit like looking at one of those weird colored Jelly Bellies.

MKJW: I find myself also really anxious for my teeth to start glowing, but I must be patient. So far, the strips are a bit puzzling. For both the upper teeth and lower teeth, each strip is perferated to fit each set of teeth. After pulling out the needed section, you find yourself with an excess mess of gummy shit that's supposedly gonna make your teeth pearly white. This is annoying. No wonder this shit is so expensive. Like Rob, I'm not exactly sure if I'm applying the strips correctly because they don't appear to fit just right. I kinda wait for my 30 minutes to be up once they're on.

Just a reminder to everyone that tomorrow is the first ever INTERNATIONAL TOM BROOKENS DAY. Be ready to celebrate the career of one of the Tiger's best third basemen ever.

Posted by rob at March 2, 2004 11:15 AM